PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. A